This drink I like it. Another!
I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “
A lot of people could learn from this.
^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending
LINDA TRAN: THE MOST TERRIFYING 5 FEET OF MOTHERLY WRATH TO EVER WALK THE EARTH
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head
HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER